For All You Greentards That Bought a Prius Three Months Ago – Suck It
That’s right your superior green piety just came to an end fuckers. I don’t have to hear you endlessly drone on with that superior church lady tone about the joys of a $24,000 car than accelerates like a 1976 Pinto with a stuck choke and a trunk full of rocks any more.
Nope gas is cheap again suckers. Now I can strut around like a Viagra laced rooster crowing about the joys of unbridled horsepower, comfort and speed. That’s right I can actually drive uphill without a tailwind. I can accelerate and merge onto the highway with my air conditioner turned on! I know hard to believe right?
I know you did the math and had it all worked it all out. If gas just stays between $4.50 and $5.00 a gallon for the next nineteen years I’ll break even driving my ___________ (insert; Prius, Scooter, Smart Car, or other underpowered wretched dork-mobile here)
But in an economic depression demand falls and when demand falls prices drop. What won’t drop is the price of your next 55 Prius payments. Now you’re stuck with exceptionally high payments because you paid full sticker (and probably got the mats and paint sealant too -editor) with all of the other suckers that ran to the Toyota dealer at the same time like lemmings marching off of a cliff.
Now that we’ve established that you are idiots, I don’t want to hear the following bullshit out of any of you in the future;
- Peak Oil
- Anything related to Al Gore
- Electric Cars
- Melting Ice Caps
- Anything Negative about V-8 engines
- Windmills, solar cells, or tidal barrages
- Fucking T Boon Pickens
- Compact Florescent Bulbs
- The reasons I should run my A/C @ 80f
- Living off the grid with self composting toilets
The green movement the latest in a series of economic bubbles designed to separate suckers from their money. At least the .com and real estate bubble lasted 4-5 years. You greentards cracked after only 6 months of $4.00 gas. Proving that of the mental weaklings of the past decade you are the weakest of the lot.